Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
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Listen up, dummy! This joke is all about wordplay. A train "conductor" makes sure the train stays "on track." But "booty" is slang for, uh, a person's rear end, which we also call "track." Get it? You probably don't, considering you still think the Earth is flat.