Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"