Worst Jokes Ever
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!