Worst Jokes Ever
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.