Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
My sister 🤣😂
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.