Worst Jokes Ever
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
RIP Harambe.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.