Worst Jokes Ever
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.