What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Worst Jokes Ever
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
