Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.