Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?