Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.