Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Trevor is a bitch.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I canβt fix that!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
No pine, no gain!