Worst Jokes Ever
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"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.