Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?