Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Worst Jokes Ever
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
