Worst Jokes Ever
What month has 28 days?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!