Worst Jokes Ever
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Follow me.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.