Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Lack of Lotion
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is a sad excuse for humor. It's trying to be funny by pointing out someone's paleness and blaming it on a lack of lotion. Get it? Lack of lotion = dry skin = super white. You probably don't understand because you think lotion is for lizards.