Worst Jokes Ever
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.