Worst Jokes Ever
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
"Sharing is communism."
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
kiibati orojo?
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?