Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.