Worst Jokes Ever
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"