Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*