Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I make baby mush.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.