Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Orphan's Father
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, numbskull! The joke is that orphans don't have fathers, but they can go to church and call the priest "father" because they are desperate for a parental figure. I bet you have to ask your mom to cut up your steak for you, you big baby.