Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.