Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!