Worst Jokes Ever
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.