Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
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Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Trevor is a bitch.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.