Worst Jokes Ever
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesnât have a home button.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
My sad ass life.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
What canât orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why couldnât the kid play baseball? Because he couldnât find home.
Whatâs got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans
The âFâ in orphan stands for family.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.