Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.