Worst Jokes Ever
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."