Worst Jokes Ever
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."