Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.