Worst Jokes Ever
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I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.