Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)