Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
