Worst Jokes Ever
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.