Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What the heck did I discover?
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
You might think these jokes are plane.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.