Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Follow me.