Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
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"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.