Worst Jokes Ever
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
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Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."