Worst Jokes Ever
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.