Worst Jokes Ever
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂