Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.