What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
