Worst Jokes Ever
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Earth is full. Go home!