Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Russia—the real joke.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!