Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.