Family

Anonymous

My family is like a cactus; A bunch of pricks.

Wife

dildo

20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ¨explain the dildo prick¨ the husband says ¨explain the children bitch

Bee

Choco

Why do bees sting? Because they’re pricks.

Wife

hi.....

many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says “explain the dildo prick” the husband says “explain the children bitch”!

Puns

bigdaddy96

what do you call a gay cactus a “PRICK”

Man

Death&Decay

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Fire

Death&Decay

I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

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