What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why do bees sting? Because they're pricks.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
what do you call a gay cactus a "PRICK"
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
🌵funking prick
