What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why do bees sting? Because they're pricks.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
Here’s one for the aussies what’s the difference between an echidna and a police car... all the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
what do you call a gay cactus a "PRICK"
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
🌵funking prick
