What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why do bees sting? Because they're pricks.
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My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
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your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
Here’s one for the aussies what’s the difference between an echidna and a police car... all the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
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what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
what do you call a gay cactus a "PRICK"
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
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🌵funking prick
