Prick jokes
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
🌵funking prick!
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.