Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?