Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.