Worst Jokes Ever
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.