Worst Jokes Ever
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).