Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!