Donβt feel bad about this day because thereβs a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Worst Jokes Ever
Trevor is a bitch.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Whatβs the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What canβt orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
