Worst Jokes Ever
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.