Worst Jokes Ever
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.