Worst Jokes Ever
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Retards.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?