Worst Jokes Ever
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.