Worst Jokes Ever
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.