Worst Jokes Ever
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"