Worst Jokes Ever
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"