Worst Jokes Ever
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"