Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.