Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.