Worst Jokes Ever
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.