Worst Jokes Ever
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.