Worst Jokes Ever
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Bunger.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.