Worst Jokes Ever
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Russia—the real joke.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.