Worst Jokes Ever
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Explain Bear is my favorite.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
You might think these jokes are plane.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.