Worst Jokes Ever
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Fall
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.