Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!