Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."