Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.