Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"