Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!