Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!