Worst Jokes Ever
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Fall
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.