Worst Jokes Ever
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.