Worst Jokes Ever

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭