Worst Jokes Ever
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.