Worst Jokes Ever
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
I have a little John.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.