Worst Jokes Ever
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.