Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Fall
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.