Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️