Worst Jokes Ever
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.