Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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