Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀