Worst Jokes Ever
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What the heck did I discover?
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.