Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What month has 28 days?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
I make baby mush.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
