Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
You might think these jokes are plane.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."