Worst Jokes Ever
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.