Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.