Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.