Worst Jokes Ever
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.