Worst Jokes Ever
Fall
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Boom, it went.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.