Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
