Worst Jokes Ever
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."