Worst Jokes Ever
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.