Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.