Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.