Worst Jokes Ever
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!