Worst Jokes Ever

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What the heck did I discover?

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.