Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.