Worst Jokes Ever
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.