Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
