Worst Jokes Ever
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.