Worst Jokes Ever

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What the heck did I discover?

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

What movie do orphans hate?

Home Alone.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️