Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Retards.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.