Worst Jokes Ever
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."