Worst Jokes Ever
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.