Worst Jokes Ever
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
I have a little John.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.