Worst Jokes Ever
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)