Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?