How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Worst Jokes Ever
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
