Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.