Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.

Fortnite Battle Pass.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

What do we want? Racecar noises!

When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.