Worst Jokes Ever
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!