Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.