Worst Jokes Ever
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”