Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.