Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
gay fish.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕