Worst Jokes Ever
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.