Worst Jokes Ever
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.