Worst Jokes Ever
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Boom, it went.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.