Worst Jokes Ever
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
Fortnite Battle Pass.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.