Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.