Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

Boom, it went.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.