Worst Jokes Ever
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Hi guys!
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."