Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.