Worst Jokes Ever
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.