Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!