Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
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Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."