Worst Jokes Ever
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)