What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Boom, it went.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
