Worst Jokes Ever
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.