Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

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  • I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

    Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

    Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

    What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

    The class divides.

    So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

    They burst into tears.

    I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

    Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

    Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."

    The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."