Worst Jokes Ever
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, βWhere is homeroom?β The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
9 year olds can consent. Thatβs like 18 divided by 2.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.