Worst Jokes Ever
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.