Worst Jokes Ever
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I love rap!
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
I came here to laugh.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.