Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.