Worst Jokes Ever
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.