Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
I am a volcano.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb đ
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Whatâs the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I donât like the taste of broccoli.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What do depressed people do when theyâre bored?
They âHangâ Out.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
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