Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.