Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
