Onions the Dog

I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that the person was crying because they thought their parents were cutting up their DOG named Onions. But really, they were just cutting onions, the vegetable. It's funny because you're dumb.

Comments (2)

Ann

4 years ago

Sorry bout dat

Anonymous

4 years ago

cold blood shit

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