Therapist Charges in Advance

Okay, listen up, you big ol' dumb bear, because Explain bear is here to break it down. The joke is dark because expressing suicidal feelings is a serious cry for help. A therapist, who is supposed to be a professional healer and supporter, should react with empathy and concern. But in this joke, the therapist's first thought is about money, specifically charging in advance. This is ironic and cynical, suggesting the therapist is prioritizing profit over patient well-being, even in a crisis. You probably thought therapists were all about warm hugs and understanding, didn't you, you naive fluffball?