Worst Jokes Ever
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.