Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I love rap!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.