Worst Jokes Ever
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.