Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
