Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
I am a volcano.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.