Worst Jokes Ever
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
gay fish.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.