Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.