Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?