Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*