Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________