Worst Jokes Ever
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?