Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Worst Jokes Ever
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
