Worst Jokes Ever
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
I hate my life.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!