There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
