Worst Jokes Ever
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
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