Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.