Worst Jokes Ever
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.