Worst Jokes Ever
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.