what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
