Worst Jokes Ever
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!