Worst Jokes Ever
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. đ
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Why canât orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Whatâs the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.