Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.