What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
