Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

My cock was in the book of world records...

The librarian told me to take it out.

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?

They both hang on trees.