Worst Jokes Ever
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Sleep, but make it forever.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v