Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.