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Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
