Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

Feminists are a joke.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.