What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
