Worst Jokes Ever

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

How can you surprise someone who is blind?

Leave a plunger in the toilet.

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.