Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
We don't read backwards.
