Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.