Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

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    • A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

    I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

    What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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    • What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

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    • I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

    Things to kids:

    Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

    A Good Parent: "My baby!"

    Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

    Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

    Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

    You learn from the best.

    My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

    A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

    I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.