Worst Jokes Ever

Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of disabled children.

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.