Worst Jokes Ever
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣