What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
