Worst Jokes Ever
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Ballz!
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.