Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
School.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.