Worst Jokes Ever
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!