Worst Jokes Ever
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."