Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
When I walk to school, I fart.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.