Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.