Worst Jokes Ever
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Cardi B has very long nails.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
I'm so fucking bored.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.