Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!