Worst Jokes Ever
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If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!