Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
They are hairy.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
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