Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
I have sex.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.