Worst Jokes Ever
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.