Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
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Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!