Worst Jokes Ever
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Cut.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
rtuiyg.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!