Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!