Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.