Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
