Worst Jokes Ever
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.