Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
I love eggs!
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I like CHEESE!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!